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MY TOP 5 PICKS
Use Other Door...Forever
The more doors in the workplace, the better. Attach signs reading, "Door is broken, use other door," to every entrance and exit in the office, with arrows pointing in every possible direction. You'll have your confused co-workers walking in circles, trying to find any way to escape. Just make sure to fill them in on the gag before they try fleeing through a window.
Text Them the Dictionary
This may sound too time-consuming for prank purposes, but the University of Michigan's website has collected an extensive list of words that you can easily copy and paste into a text. If you want a bigger element of surprise, press Ctrl + S on the word page to save it all as a text file, and then deliver it to your victim as an innocent-looking attachment in an email. It’s a gift that keeps on giving, as many email search engines will look inside attachments when doing word searches, so they’ll be reminded of your prank again and again and again.
Urgent Request
So simple, but so effective. Write “I need to see you ASAP” on a post-It note, and then add an illegible signature. Leave it on a coworker’s desk and they’ll go into panic mode as they try to figure out who left the note and what the emergency might be. Are they in trouble? Don’t let them get too freaked out before revealing that you’re the culprit behind the mystery note or they may never forgive you.
Caramel Onions
A caramel apple makes you think of county fairs and summer street festivals, right? So if you saw something round, covered in caramel, and with a stick in the bottom, you probably wouldn’t hesitate to sink your teeth into it. But imagine that it’s not an apple under all that sugary caramel but an onion. Ugh, my taste budsaregrimacing justthinkingaboutit.
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Lota Anadu
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